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Total Medals Earned: 314 (From 59 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 6,290 Points

Nothing

Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)

Something's Not right here... 5 Points

You can now move left...

The End 10 Points

You got to the end. Well done.

Nothing To Hide

Medals Earned: 5/6 (190/195 points)

BE SOMEBODY 5 Points

Run away, and begin your escape.

Self Surveillance 10 Points

Complete the "Moving iEye" levels

Slidewalking 25 Points

Complete the "Slidewalk" levels

An Act of Activation 50 Points

Complete the "Activating iEye" levels

BE NOBODY 100 Points

Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!

Support & Share 5 Points

Support us, or share this satire of social media on social media.

Obsolescence

Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/130 points)

Start 5 Points

Kill the first boss.

Halfway 25 Points

Defeat the first 5 bosses.

Finish 50 Points

Defeat all 10 bosses.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Pandesal Boy

Medals Earned: 5/32 (30/500 points)

Level 1 Gold 5 Points

Beat level 1 par time in Pandesal Boy

Level 12 Gold 5 Points

Beat level 12 par time in Pandesal Boy

Level 2 Gold 5 Points

Beat level 2 par time in Pandesal Boy

Level 3 Gold 5 Points

Beat level 3 par time in Pandesal Boy

Level 13 Gold 10 Points

Beat level 13 par time in Pandesal Boy

Level 10 Gold 5 Points

Beat level 10 par time in Pandesal Boy

Level 4 Gold 5 Points

Beat level 4 par time in Pandesal Boy

Level 5 Gold 5 Points

Beat level 5 par time in Pandesal Boy

Level 8 Gold 5 Points

Beat level 8 par time in Pandesal Boy

Level 9 Gold 5 Points

Beat level 9 par time in Pandesal Boy

Bonus Level 1 Gold 10 Points

Beat bonus level 1 par time in Pandesal Boy

Level 11 Gold 10 Points

Beat level 11 par time in Pandesal Boy

Level 14 Gold 10 Points

Beat level 14 par time in Pandesal Boy

Level 16 Gold 10 Points

Beat level 16 par time in Pandesal Boy

Level 18 Gold 10 Points

Beat level 18 par time in Pandesal Boy

Level 19 Gold 10 Points

Beat level 19 par time in Pandesal Boy

Level 20 Gold 10 Points

Beat level 20 par time in Pandesal Boy

Level 21 Gold 10 Points

Beat level 21 par time in Pandesal Boy

Level 25 Gold 10 Points

Beat level 25 par time in Pandesal Boy

Level 26 Gold 10 Points

Beat level 26 par time in Pandesal Boy

Level 27 Gold 10 Points

Beat level 27 par time in Pandesal Boy

Level 6 Gold 10 Points

Beat level 6 par time in Pandesal Boy

Bonus Level 2 Gold 25 Points

Beat bonus level 2 par time in Pandesal Boy

Bonus Level 3 Gold 25 Points

Beat bonus level 3 par time in Pandesal Boy

Level 15 Gold 25 Points

Beat level 15 par time in Pandesal Boy

Level 17 Gold 25 Points

Beat level 17 par time in Pandesal Boy

Level 22 Gold 25 Points

Beat level 22 par time in Pandesal Boy

Level 23 Gold 25 Points

Beat level 23 par time in Pandesal Boy

Level 7 Gold 25 Points

Beat level 7 par time in Pandesal Boy

Bonus Level 4 Gold 50 Points

Beat bonus level 4 par time in Pandesal Boy

Level 24 Gold 50 Points

Beat level 24 par time in Pandesal Boy

Level 28 Gold 50 Points

Beat level 28 par time in Pandesal Boy

Persist

Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)

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Phoenotopia

Medals Earned: 23/30 (365/500 points)

Bearer of Bad News 5 Points

Give Albert the Bad News

Breaker of Robots 5 Points

Scrap a Big Robot

Bully to Toads 5 Points

Defeat the Armored King Toad

Enemy to Kobolds 5 Points

Defeat the Mercenary General

Exterminator 5 Points

Rid a tree house of slimes

It's dangerous to go alone! 5 Points

Obtain the wooden bat

Never knew what hit him 5 Points

Quickly drop a patrolling bandit unawares

Novice Moon Stone Hunter 5 Points

Collect 5 Moon Stones

Robin Hood? 5 Points

Steal from the mayor's treasury

Slayer of Dragons 5 Points

Defeat a fully grown Sand Dragon

Big Eater 10 Points

Consumed over 30 healing items

Iron Skin 10 Points

Increase Max HP to 40

Big Bag 25 Points

Upgrade inventory to its max size

Experienced Moon Stone Hunter 25 Points

Collect 20 Moon Stones

Most Dangerous Arsenal 25 Points

Carry all the best equipment

Property Destruction 25 Points

Break over 100 boxes or crates

The End 25 Points

Beat the Game

Treasure Hunter 25 Points

Collect over 1000 coins since the start of your journey

Diamond Skin 50 Points

Increase Max Health to 99

Master Moon Stone Hunter 50 Points

Collect 40 Moon Stones

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Harpy Backfire 5 Points

Defeat a harpy with her own weapon

Never waste food 5 Points

Eat 5 food items that are considered unsafe

A Connoisseur of Fluffy Pillows 10 Points

Sleep wherever it is possible to sleep

Indomitable! 50 Points

Finish the game with zero deaths

Speed Runner! 50 Points

Finish the game in 64 minutes or less

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Prehistoric Shark

Medals Earned: 3/18 (45/275 points)

Flying Birds 10 Points

Kill 40 flying birds!

Hippos 10 Points

Kill 12 hippos!

Plesio Limbs 25 Points

Cut off 25 plesiosaur limbs!

Rafts 5 Points

Destroy 75 rafts!

Swimming Birds 5 Points

Kill 17 swimming birds!

Cavemen 10 Points

Kill 200 Cavemen!

Crocodiles Limbs 10 Points

Cut off 80 crocodiles limbs!

Eggs 10 Points

Crush 12 dinosaur eggs!

Fishes 10 Points

Kill 500 fishes!

Running Birds 10 Points

Kill 35 running birds!

Shells 10 Points

Crush 100 shells!

Spiders 10 Points

Kill 6 giant spiders!

Dragonfly 25 Points

Kill the dragonfly in under 5 seconds!

First Flying Reptile 25 Points

Kill the first flying reptile in under 5 seconds!

Giant Turtle 25 Points

Kill the giant turtle in under 30 seconds!

Second Flying Reptile 25 Points

Kill the second flying reptile in under 5 seconds!

Third Flying Reptile 25 Points

Kill the third flying reptile in under 5 seconds!

Trees 25 Points

Crush 10 giant trees!

Puzzle Legends

Medals Earned: 21/24 (480/500 points)

Black Jack's Pearl 10 Points

Get the "Black Jack's Pearl" artifact.

Call Of Dan 10 Points

Get the "Call Of Dan" artifact.

Crown Of Wisdom 10 Points

Get the "Crown Of Wisdom" artifact.

Death Bone 10 Points

Get the "Death Bone" artifact.

Harp Of Abel 10 Points

Get the "Harp Of Abel" artifact.

Hero's Box 10 Points

Get the "Hero's Box" artifact.

King's Scepter 10 Points

Get the "King's Scepter" artifact.

Predictor 10 Points

Get the "Predictor" artifact.

Raven's Eye 10 Points

Get the "Raven's Eye" artifact.

Ring Of The Thief King 10 Points

Get the "Ring Of The Thief King" artifact.

Scroll Of Chronicles 10 Points

Get the "Scroll Of Chronicles" atifact.

Shadow Scarf 10 Points

Get the "Shadow Scarf" artifact.

Pleasing efforts 25 Points

Finish the game with at least 4 artifacts obtained.

Tower 1 25 Points

Clear the 1st tower.

Tower 2 25 Points

Clear the 2nd tower.

Tower 3 25 Points

Clear the 3nd tower.

Glittery 50 Points

Gather all the golden coins scattered throughout the game.

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Reincarnation

Medals Earned: 13/25 (170/495 points)

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Flappy Bird Tomb 25 Points

Find The Flappy Bird Tomb

Mystical Ceramic 25 Points

Find the Mystical Hand Made Pottery

Goku 50 Points

Click on Little Goku when you see him

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Rodman vs Kim: One on One

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/95 points)

Inevitable Outcome 5 Points

Lose to Kim Jong Un

Other Way, Imbecile 5 Points

Score on yourself.

Watch the Clock! 5 Points

Get a Shot Clock Violation

God Beater 25 Points

"Beat" Kim Jong Un

Shut Down D 50 Points

Shut Out Kim Jong Un

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